1 00:00:43,179 --> 00:00:46,700 I have to be at school at quarter to eight. I know, and I have an 8 .30 2 00:00:46,700 --> 00:00:47,700 interview. 3 00:00:52,940 --> 00:00:54,500 I'll sleep right through the alarm. 4 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:55,920 No, no, I'll call and wake you. 5 00:00:58,560 --> 00:01:03,620 We really should call it a night. I know, but I can't keep closing the door 6 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:04,620 this one every night. 7 00:01:05,640 --> 00:01:07,300 Actually, I'm closing the door on you. 8 00:01:07,980 --> 00:01:10,560 What can we do about this? There is a way out, you know. 9 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:11,880 The suicide pact. 10 00:01:12,100 --> 00:01:15,680 Yes, they say that marriage is a civilized suicide pact. We have talked 11 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:19,040 marriage, you know. We actually did say we were going to get married, didn't we? 12 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:20,120 Yes, 13 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,219 we did. 14 00:01:21,220 --> 00:01:22,220 Well, 15 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:24,520 the question is when. 16 00:01:24,820 --> 00:01:27,920 Oh, yeah, that's right. That always comes up and messes it all up. 17 00:01:28,220 --> 00:01:34,220 I know. How about two weeks from tonight, November the 1st? 18 00:01:36,460 --> 00:01:37,298 All right. 19 00:01:37,300 --> 00:01:38,300 Good. 20 00:01:39,260 --> 00:01:40,960 It's election time. I have to cover them. 21 00:01:43,360 --> 00:01:47,120 How about first weekend in December? 22 00:01:47,600 --> 00:01:52,480 Oh, that's no good because the Board of Education has a remedial reading program 23 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,940 and I have to give a speech. I understand. 24 00:01:54,220 --> 00:01:55,380 I understand. Later in December. 25 00:01:55,940 --> 00:01:57,820 Oh, no, no, no. That's too close. Oh, Christmas. 26 00:01:58,120 --> 00:01:59,740 How about the 4th of July? 27 00:02:10,690 --> 00:02:13,850 Thanksgiving. I promised my parents I'd go home on Thanksgiving. 28 00:02:14,430 --> 00:02:15,430 Oh. 29 00:02:16,930 --> 00:02:18,990 You do want to get married, don't you? 30 00:02:19,650 --> 00:02:20,650 Yes, don't you? 31 00:02:21,170 --> 00:02:22,170 Yes, I do. 32 00:02:23,030 --> 00:02:24,230 But boy, I don't know. 33 00:02:25,050 --> 00:02:30,030 Every time I say something, you just keep coming up with some kind of an 34 00:02:30,030 --> 00:02:31,030 not to. 35 00:02:31,210 --> 00:02:35,410 I do. You're the one who keeps turning down dates. I think you're being very 36 00:02:35,410 --> 00:02:36,810 negative. Negative? 37 00:02:38,570 --> 00:02:40,810 I'm the one that's trying to... Back out. 38 00:02:41,310 --> 00:02:43,590 I think you're getting cold feet. That's what I think. 39 00:02:47,630 --> 00:02:48,690 November 9th. 40 00:02:52,350 --> 00:02:56,070 Why November the 9th? Well, because that's the only one we haven't rejected 41 00:02:56,070 --> 00:02:57,070 already. 42 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:00,550 Okay. Okay. 43 00:03:01,850 --> 00:03:02,850 Okay! 44 00:03:18,380 --> 00:03:19,540 Tommy, don't eat so fast. 45 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,860 I've got to eat fast. My stomach's used to it. 46 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:25,800 You too, Susan. Come on now. 47 00:03:26,020 --> 00:03:28,500 Hey, I'm trying to get to school on time, as you're always suggesting. 48 00:03:29,400 --> 00:03:30,359 Bye, everybody. 49 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:33,740 I've got a hot date today. A hot date? It's only 8 o 'clock in the morning. 50 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:36,480 Well, it's after breakfast before class date. 51 00:03:36,980 --> 00:03:41,120 No, no, but you shouldn't date on an empty stomach. It's bad for the 52 00:03:43,380 --> 00:03:44,380 Sit down. 53 00:03:44,940 --> 00:03:46,980 What is this sudden fixation with food, Dad? 54 00:03:49,780 --> 00:03:52,680 Well, it's important, that's all. I mean, you should have a big breakfast. 55 00:03:53,700 --> 00:03:54,700 Good morning. 56 00:03:54,720 --> 00:03:56,860 Morning. Anything left to eat? 57 00:03:57,080 --> 00:03:58,080 See, David agrees. 58 00:03:58,820 --> 00:04:02,160 Agrees to what? About food being important. We should always start the 59 00:04:02,160 --> 00:04:03,160 with a nice big breakfast. 60 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,920 Oh, well, you said to be here for breakfast. Here I am. 61 00:04:08,640 --> 00:04:12,920 Dad, why do I have the feeling that all of this talk isn't about how fast we eat 62 00:04:12,920 --> 00:04:14,240 breakfast? Yeah. 63 00:04:14,940 --> 00:04:16,279 Come on, Dad, what's up? 64 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,910 I'm leaving. Nobody ever keeps Chris Green waiting. 65 00:04:21,490 --> 00:04:22,830 Wait, wait. Sit down. 66 00:04:32,530 --> 00:04:35,770 Well, Abby and I wanted to say this together, but she's not here and you're 67 00:04:35,770 --> 00:04:38,790 running off, so I better just say it by myself. 68 00:04:39,170 --> 00:04:42,010 I shouldn't. I should wait and say it with her. But what do you think I should 69 00:04:42,010 --> 00:04:43,870 do? Say it now? Or should I say it with her? 70 00:04:44,830 --> 00:04:45,830 Say what? 71 00:04:47,040 --> 00:04:48,040 I'm glad you asked. 72 00:04:48,500 --> 00:04:52,940 On November the 9th, Abby and I are getting married to each other. 73 00:04:53,180 --> 00:04:54,180 Thank goodness. 74 00:04:54,320 --> 00:04:55,320 It's about time. 75 00:04:55,580 --> 00:04:56,760 I thought you'd never ask her. 76 00:04:57,360 --> 00:04:58,780 Dad, that's three weeks away. 77 00:04:59,260 --> 00:05:00,960 You sly devil, you. 78 00:05:01,280 --> 00:05:02,280 Good morning. 79 00:05:04,000 --> 00:05:05,000 Congratulations. 80 00:05:06,460 --> 00:05:10,660 I get to be the maid of honor. No, I do, I do. Oh, I'm sorry. I promised my best 81 00:05:10,660 --> 00:05:13,400 friend, Dottie Gordon, when we were little, we promised each other. 82 00:05:13,460 --> 00:05:14,460 where are you going? 83 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,060 To feed my... 84 00:05:25,490 --> 00:05:30,450 Congratulations. How did you 85 00:05:30,450 --> 00:05:36,250 know? 86 00:05:45,450 --> 00:05:49,290 Mary called me. Boy, everybody in the building knows. What did you do? Issue 87 00:05:49,290 --> 00:05:52,630 inter -office memo or something? Oh, no, no. I did much better than that. I told 88 00:05:52,630 --> 00:05:53,630 Thelma in accounting. 89 00:05:55,870 --> 00:05:56,870 Yeah. 90 00:06:00,750 --> 00:06:02,270 Ow. Why did I do that? 91 00:06:09,490 --> 00:06:10,490 Dr. 92 00:06:12,290 --> 00:06:13,290 Maxwell on the phone. 93 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:14,790 Oh. 94 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,159 Thank you. 95 00:06:17,160 --> 00:06:18,880 How did you know I was going to congratulate you? 96 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,700 How did you know I was getting married? 97 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,640 Joanie invited me to the wedding. 98 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:27,560 Listen, Tom, I can get you a great deal on blood tests. 99 00:06:29,940 --> 00:06:36,900 Now, look, 100 00:06:37,020 --> 00:06:40,840 to start with, it was okay that you invited Dr. Maxwell because naturally we 101 00:06:40,840 --> 00:06:43,340 were going to invite him anyway. But from now on, it would be nice if you 102 00:06:43,340 --> 00:06:45,560 discussed it with us first. Yeah, I know, I know, Devin. 103 00:06:46,000 --> 00:06:49,020 to tell someone, you know, and I couldn't tell him without asking him, 104 00:06:49,020 --> 00:06:50,820 Yeah, that's right. But don't tell anybody else. 105 00:06:51,040 --> 00:06:55,240 See, we've decided it should be a very small wedding. How small? Well, 20. 50. 106 00:06:55,380 --> 00:06:56,540 Uh, 50. Or 20. 107 00:06:56,780 --> 00:06:58,500 50. Oh, 50, 20, 50. 108 00:06:58,820 --> 00:06:59,820 Of course. 109 00:07:00,080 --> 00:07:02,700 But we just don't want to have a big mob for the wedding. Oh. 110 00:07:03,900 --> 00:07:06,800 See, we want it to be a very small, very simple affair. 111 00:07:07,140 --> 00:07:10,800 Really? Mm -hmm. After all, it's the second time around for both of us. No 112 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,080 having a big extravagant wedding. 113 00:07:12,480 --> 00:07:13,540 So what do you guys think? 114 00:07:14,670 --> 00:07:18,190 All right, now here's what we'll do. We'll have a nice small group at the 115 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:19,910 and a slightly larger group at the reception. 116 00:07:20,190 --> 00:07:23,070 But we could really use your help. Yeah, it's not easy in order to fix up a 117 00:07:23,070 --> 00:07:25,830 house like this for a reception. Hey, Dad, don't you think that we should have 118 00:07:25,830 --> 00:07:27,310 the reception outside of the house? 119 00:07:27,750 --> 00:07:30,330 Oh, no, this house can hold 20 people. I mean, 50 people. 120 00:07:30,590 --> 00:07:34,990 I know, but just think of all those people spilling drinks on the floor and 121 00:07:34,990 --> 00:07:36,270 stomping out cigarettes. 122 00:07:36,610 --> 00:07:37,890 And then who's going to clean it up? 123 00:07:38,120 --> 00:07:41,100 Hey, Tom, I think Mary's got a really good point. I mean, why worry about the 124 00:07:41,100 --> 00:07:44,080 house? I'm sure we could find a small, inexpensive room someplace, huh? 125 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:47,380 Sure, we could find one, but who has the time? The wedding is in three weeks. 126 00:07:47,480 --> 00:07:48,640 We'll take care of everything, Dad. 127 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:51,520 Really? You know how we are when we get mobilized. 128 00:07:51,740 --> 00:07:53,180 Yeah, I've seen you all in action. 129 00:07:53,880 --> 00:07:57,100 All right, but nothing fancy. I don't want any waiters running around in red 130 00:07:57,100 --> 00:07:59,040 velvet jackets and crystal chandeliers. 131 00:07:59,360 --> 00:08:01,900 No, I promise it won't be anything... 132 00:08:02,560 --> 00:08:03,560 In bad taste. 133 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:05,420 Well, I'm going to keep you on a strict budget. 134 00:08:05,680 --> 00:08:09,000 Abby and I will take care of the liquor and the invitations, and you kids can 135 00:08:09,000 --> 00:08:10,000 take care of the reception. 136 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:12,400 But remember the two important words now. 137 00:08:13,080 --> 00:08:15,980 Small and dignified. Repeat it after me. 138 00:08:16,820 --> 00:08:19,140 Small and dignified. 139 00:08:19,940 --> 00:08:23,760 Small and dignified doesn't necessarily mean tacky, right? 140 00:08:24,560 --> 00:08:27,360 Joanie, don't you think we ought to find out what they really want? 141 00:08:27,600 --> 00:08:30,040 I don't think they know what they really want. 142 00:08:31,980 --> 00:08:35,440 So, I've taken the opportunity to jot down a few ideas, okay? 143 00:08:36,840 --> 00:08:41,360 All right, Susan, um, can you contact a florist and get us some estimates on the 144 00:08:41,360 --> 00:08:42,620 church? Yeah. Okay, great. 145 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:44,980 Um, Mary, could you find us a photographer? 146 00:08:45,740 --> 00:08:47,500 Will you settle for a moonlighting intern? 147 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:51,260 Yeah, but just make sure he's good, okay? All right, uh, David, can you 148 00:08:51,260 --> 00:08:53,880 transportation? Joni, this isn't a military invasion. 149 00:08:54,960 --> 00:08:58,500 We have to move the wedding party from the church to the reception hall. Well, 150 00:08:58,520 --> 00:09:00,040 how about choppers with sign cards? 151 00:09:01,420 --> 00:09:04,340 Come on, you guys. Let's help her out. Yeah, come on. 152 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:06,940 Well, weddings aren't exactly our forte. 153 00:09:07,660 --> 00:09:08,660 What? 154 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:12,440 Ignore them. Just ignore them. Come on. I have a really important job for you. 155 00:09:12,440 --> 00:09:15,600 Now, that's the hall. All right. Okay, you go through the phone book, and you 156 00:09:15,600 --> 00:09:21,800 look for reception halls, lodge halls, hotel banquets, gymnasiums, anything you 157 00:09:21,800 --> 00:09:22,800 can find. Wait. 158 00:09:23,100 --> 00:09:25,420 Gymnasiums? Joanie, small, remember? 159 00:09:25,880 --> 00:09:27,640 Yeah, small gymnasiums. 160 00:09:28,320 --> 00:09:31,520 Okay, now for the shower. Elizabeth, could you help me? No. 161 00:09:33,260 --> 00:09:37,580 And then I won't need... No, I'm saving you for the bridal car. 162 00:09:37,840 --> 00:09:39,300 I can't drive a car. 163 00:09:39,560 --> 00:09:41,680 No, don't drive it, Nicky. You know, just decorate it, okay? 164 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:44,220 I can't. I don't even know what it is. 165 00:09:44,440 --> 00:09:47,700 It's a revolting custom, and it's part of a revolting ceremony that I won't 166 00:09:47,700 --> 00:09:49,520 any part of. What's wrong with her? 167 00:09:49,820 --> 00:09:51,480 And that goes double for me. 168 00:10:38,610 --> 00:10:39,610 Oh, hi, Nicholas. 169 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,690 Listen, would you do me a favor? 170 00:10:42,530 --> 00:10:46,350 Get me a little screwdriver. This is too big, okay? 171 00:10:47,970 --> 00:10:48,970 Oh, 172 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:53,510 thank you. 173 00:10:53,610 --> 00:10:57,070 Well, one thing about weddings, it gets you to fix up the place. 174 00:10:58,330 --> 00:10:59,550 When will you be finished? 175 00:11:00,130 --> 00:11:02,430 Well, in about 18 days, I hope. 176 00:11:02,970 --> 00:11:04,750 Otherwise, I'll be doing this on my honeymoon. 177 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,210 Will you have time to help me with my costume? 178 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:09,790 What for? 179 00:11:10,750 --> 00:11:12,430 Halloween. I want to be an orphan. 180 00:11:13,090 --> 00:11:14,130 Oh, well, that's easy. 181 00:11:14,810 --> 00:11:16,610 Just wear old raggedy clothes. 182 00:11:18,290 --> 00:11:19,310 Will you help me? 183 00:11:19,590 --> 00:11:20,950 Well, I can't now. 184 00:11:22,290 --> 00:11:24,250 There's a loose draping rod in the living room. 185 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:30,950 If Mom was here, she would help. 186 00:11:31,730 --> 00:11:34,170 Or if she were busy, she would tell you to do it yourself. 187 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:36,980 Would Abby help? 188 00:11:37,440 --> 00:11:40,220 Well, if she would... Yeah, I know. If she wasn't so busy. 189 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:42,840 Mom would help. 190 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,640 How much more? 191 00:11:56,720 --> 00:12:00,080 Oh, I want you to do it right about to here, but on both sides. 192 00:12:00,460 --> 00:12:01,460 Both sides? 193 00:12:01,780 --> 00:12:02,940 Mm -hmm. The same way. 194 00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,320 Right to here. 195 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:07,690 Boy, when I was discharged from this place, I never thought I'd be back doing 196 00:12:07,690 --> 00:12:08,669 hard labor. 197 00:12:08,670 --> 00:12:11,870 It's just for appearance sakes. We don't want Abby to think she's moving into a 198 00:12:11,870 --> 00:12:12,870 decrepit joint. 199 00:12:13,430 --> 00:12:16,470 Oh, listen, what are you doing on November the 9th? 200 00:12:16,830 --> 00:12:18,650 The 9th? I'm going to your wedding. Why? 201 00:12:19,050 --> 00:12:23,830 Well, I figured that if you do a good job here, I might consider letting you 202 00:12:23,830 --> 00:12:24,830 my best man. 203 00:12:26,610 --> 00:12:27,610 Both sides of the house? 204 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,830 Both sides. 205 00:12:28,990 --> 00:12:29,990 Right to here. 206 00:12:34,670 --> 00:12:35,389 What's it for? 207 00:12:35,390 --> 00:12:36,850 A present for Abby and Dad. 208 00:12:37,390 --> 00:12:39,170 Huh. What's it gonna be? 209 00:12:39,950 --> 00:12:42,390 I haven't quite figured that one out yet. 210 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,510 I bet they won't like it. 211 00:12:52,770 --> 00:12:53,770 Hello. 212 00:12:54,650 --> 00:12:57,830 Here are all the liquor stores within a radius of two miles. 213 00:13:00,470 --> 00:13:02,790 Oh. Would you please tell me what you're doing? 214 00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,250 Hello, Donna. Hi. Yes. 215 00:13:04,650 --> 00:13:08,570 I'm comparison shopping. This is to keep my cost per unit down. 216 00:13:08,790 --> 00:13:09,790 Yeah. 217 00:13:09,870 --> 00:13:10,910 That's very scientific. 218 00:13:11,370 --> 00:13:12,370 It's very interesting. 219 00:13:12,550 --> 00:13:13,429 Let me explain. 220 00:13:13,430 --> 00:13:14,430 Yeah. 221 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:17,290 You see, we're inviting 75 guests to the wedding. 222 00:13:17,510 --> 00:13:20,530 Now, that equates to 75 spending units. 223 00:13:20,890 --> 00:13:27,430 Now, when you factor in liquor, food, flowers, and miscellaneous costs, right? 224 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:33,330 Then you amortize the cost of the hall over the 75 spending units. 225 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:41,290 Well, Doc, from the looks of these costs per unit, I think you ought to do a 226 00:13:41,290 --> 00:13:43,770 little real work, because I think you're going to need the money. 227 00:13:49,810 --> 00:13:54,170 All right, you take it. 228 00:13:54,910 --> 00:14:01,710 Part -time counter girls at a pizza joint. 229 00:14:01,750 --> 00:14:03,470 No, no, no, that's too much work and not enough money. 230 00:14:03,690 --> 00:14:04,690 Oh, come on, Joanie. 231 00:14:05,520 --> 00:14:08,640 We've got two weeks, and we sure can't finance a wedding reception on our good 232 00:14:08,640 --> 00:14:09,639 looks and charm. 233 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:11,040 Here it is. Look. 234 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:16,180 Part -time advertising, good -looking girls, lots of charm. That's it. 235 00:14:16,540 --> 00:14:17,560 Yeah, but what is it? 236 00:14:17,960 --> 00:14:20,360 It's exactly what we've been looking for. 237 00:14:22,720 --> 00:14:23,720 All right. 238 00:14:23,820 --> 00:14:26,320 I'll bring the rape whistle, and you get the heavy tote bag. 239 00:14:26,620 --> 00:14:27,620 Okay. 240 00:14:45,900 --> 00:14:48,400 four to seven on weekdays, ten to six on Saturdays. 241 00:14:48,940 --> 00:14:49,940 Hours okay? 242 00:14:50,500 --> 00:14:51,620 Yeah. Yeah. 243 00:14:54,080 --> 00:14:55,160 How do you look in tights? 244 00:14:55,920 --> 00:14:56,920 Great. 245 00:14:57,840 --> 00:14:58,840 Both of us. 246 00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,720 Okay. You're the split, you're the moat. Three dollars an hour. 247 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:05,840 Well, you want the job? 248 00:15:05,920 --> 00:15:06,899 Yeah. 249 00:15:06,900 --> 00:15:08,060 No problem. 250 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:09,400 That is. 251 00:15:09,620 --> 00:15:12,240 All right, Gloria will get your costume. Tell her to send in the next girl. 252 00:15:18,670 --> 00:15:19,670 And it's hokey. 253 00:15:20,030 --> 00:15:22,350 Look, to you, maybe, but I haven't lived yet. 254 00:15:22,590 --> 00:15:23,630 I've got to start somewhere. 255 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:27,110 So, get engaged and start with your own stag party. 256 00:15:27,790 --> 00:15:30,590 If you want to knock yourself out for Dad, be my guest. 257 00:15:31,010 --> 00:15:33,490 But I'm telling you right now, he's not going to get behind it. 258 00:15:34,050 --> 00:15:37,390 Look, David, if you want to be that way, that's fine. I can do everything 259 00:15:37,390 --> 00:15:38,390 myself. 260 00:15:38,510 --> 00:15:40,930 But would you please just do me one favor before I go? 261 00:15:41,370 --> 00:15:42,370 What? 262 00:15:43,410 --> 00:15:45,690 Can you tell me where I can find a girl and a cake? 263 00:15:46,990 --> 00:15:48,010 Tell me. Sit down. 264 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,400 I think there's something you should know. 265 00:15:54,460 --> 00:16:00,580 I don't want this to come as a shock, but... Dad isn't a 25 -year -old on his 266 00:16:00,580 --> 00:16:01,580 first date. 267 00:16:01,860 --> 00:16:02,860 He's over 40. 268 00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:04,420 He's been married. 269 00:16:05,160 --> 00:16:06,300 And he has eight kids. 270 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:09,740 He most definitely knows what it's all about. 271 00:16:10,600 --> 00:16:13,260 Obviously, he doesn't know everything. He has eight kids. 272 00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:18,000 Mary, he wanted eight kids. At least that's the party line. 273 00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,900 Well, supposing he wants eight more? 274 00:16:20,300 --> 00:16:23,280 We don't have room for eight more. Yeah, we don't have room for one more. 275 00:16:23,540 --> 00:16:24,720 Especially if it's a girl. 276 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:27,440 Yeah, well, what if it's a boy? There's no space in your room. 277 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,680 It won't be a boy. 278 00:16:29,160 --> 00:16:30,820 We run to girls in this house. 279 00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:33,440 Hey, you guys, this is really none of our business. 280 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:36,280 And besides, Dad and Abbie are going to do what they want to anyway. 281 00:16:36,580 --> 00:16:38,080 Yeah, well, where does that leave us? 282 00:16:38,660 --> 00:16:41,400 I don't know, but if it is a girl, she'd better move in with the youngest 283 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:42,640 female. That's Elizabeth. 284 00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:45,040 Yeah, well, then I'd have to move in with Susan. 285 00:16:46,260 --> 00:16:48,060 And then Joanie would have to move in with Mary. 286 00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:51,290 Yeah, and then if you get married, I have a rule of my own. 287 00:16:51,770 --> 00:16:53,290 Until the second baby. 288 00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:57,190 Then Susan would move in with you, and Elizabeth with Nancy. 289 00:16:57,670 --> 00:16:58,670 Oh. 290 00:16:59,050 --> 00:17:00,610 Yeah, then I'd have to get married. 291 00:17:05,069 --> 00:17:08,069 Well, someone has to find out. 292 00:17:13,089 --> 00:17:14,329 Spy on dad? 293 00:17:15,170 --> 00:17:16,609 Not spy, actually. 294 00:17:17,069 --> 00:17:18,329 Just... Find out. 295 00:17:19,190 --> 00:17:21,470 David, we decided yesterday that you're the logical choice. 296 00:17:22,730 --> 00:17:25,430 What's so logical about me trying to find out what's going on with Dad's sex 297 00:17:25,430 --> 00:17:27,730 life? No, not the what of his sex life. 298 00:17:28,390 --> 00:17:29,530 Just the results, huh? 299 00:17:30,130 --> 00:17:31,450 David, consider Dad's sanity. 300 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,150 I mean, it's marginal with eight kids, right? 301 00:17:33,930 --> 00:17:35,350 Well, what do you think would happen with nine? 302 00:17:37,730 --> 00:17:39,730 But I can't tell Dad what to do with his personal life. 303 00:17:40,030 --> 00:17:41,110 Well, we don't want you to. 304 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:44,790 We just want to know, you know, what his plans are. 305 00:17:46,409 --> 00:17:49,070 Yeah, but do I come right out and ask him? 306 00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,650 We can't tell you how to do it, David. 307 00:17:55,550 --> 00:17:56,670 I wish someone would. 308 00:17:58,830 --> 00:18:01,250 Sure, I'll help you, Nicholas, but Dad should have offered to. 309 00:18:01,490 --> 00:18:03,010 He said he's too busy. 310 00:18:03,930 --> 00:18:04,930 Everyone is. 311 00:18:05,090 --> 00:18:09,650 Everyone's chasing around like crazy and acting like Mom never existed. 312 00:18:09,990 --> 00:18:12,230 She sure is going to be mad when she gets home. 313 00:18:13,790 --> 00:18:14,790 Nicholas. 314 00:18:14,960 --> 00:18:16,080 Mom isn't coming home. 315 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,740 She might change her mind. 316 00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:26,280 She can't, Nicholas. 317 00:18:26,820 --> 00:18:30,980 Mom will come home if she could, but she can't. Yes, she can, and you know it. 318 00:18:31,520 --> 00:18:32,520 No, Nicholas. 319 00:18:33,020 --> 00:18:35,640 No one can take Mom's place, but she's not coming back. 320 00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,900 Yes, she is. She's a good mother, and good mothers don't leave their kids 321 00:18:39,900 --> 00:18:40,960 forever and ever. 322 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:17,010 Excuse me, that was Dean. 323 00:19:17,750 --> 00:19:22,670 Look, as I said before, I will not bother with weddings of under 250 324 00:19:22,890 --> 00:19:25,390 Oh, at the rate we're going, we're sure to have more than that. 325 00:19:25,910 --> 00:19:28,070 Maybe we better talk to Dad first, Joanie. 326 00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:31,250 Oh, absolutely not. I mean, he turned this thing over to us, and we're going 327 00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:31,989 do it right. 328 00:19:31,990 --> 00:19:36,670 Well, I'll require a deposit right away. I usually have more than 10 days to 329 00:19:36,670 --> 00:19:37,670 plan my motif. 330 00:19:38,190 --> 00:19:40,610 What kind of a hall did you say this reception would be in? 331 00:19:40,850 --> 00:19:44,130 Well, we're still not sure yet. You see, I'm still looking. 332 00:19:45,880 --> 00:19:50,140 We must decide quickly, mustn't we? We do have tables to plan, don't we? This 333 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:53,180 a favorite of mine. This was used on the Bel Air circuit last month. 334 00:19:53,720 --> 00:19:54,720 Film stars. 335 00:19:54,880 --> 00:19:55,880 Very big. 336 00:19:56,180 --> 00:19:57,940 Flew me in in Frank's jet. 337 00:19:58,340 --> 00:20:03,060 Now, I had a large salmon aspect at either end of the table, black caviar 338 00:20:03,280 --> 00:20:07,580 and then in the center, an ice statue of the bride and groom, nude. 339 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,880 That might be too Hollywood. 340 00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:16,740 Definitely to Hollywood. 341 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:20,980 Well, we could do the traditional bride and groom. 342 00:20:21,480 --> 00:20:23,100 How much does the traditional cost? 343 00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:26,340 Well, two to four hundred dollars, depending upon size. 344 00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:31,340 What would you say to a traditional orange blossom centerpiece? 345 00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:35,260 I'd say find yourself another caterer. 346 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:36,980 That's what I thought you'd say. 347 00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,500 Oh, excuse me, my phone. 348 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:46,410 Joanie. I think we'd better find out how much all this is going to come to. I 349 00:20:46,410 --> 00:20:48,770 know, but look, we'll be able to pull it off. 350 00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:52,530 We'll just, we'll cut down on the flower budget and the hall rental to make up 351 00:20:52,530 --> 00:20:53,530 the difference, huh? 352 00:20:55,710 --> 00:20:56,710 You're the boss. 353 00:20:56,970 --> 00:20:58,770 Harry Richardson. Who is Harry Richardson? 354 00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:01,590 Who are all these people? They're from my parents' list. 355 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:05,910 They wanted to invite more, but I held them back to a hundred. 356 00:21:06,130 --> 00:21:07,130 A hundred? 357 00:21:07,210 --> 00:21:10,290 Oh, they also wrote and wanted to know if we would use a friend of their 358 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:13,750 minister's from Pasadena, a Reverend Corbett. No, no. 359 00:21:14,350 --> 00:21:17,630 Reverend Lowell is our family minister. We're getting married in his church. 360 00:21:18,550 --> 00:21:19,550 We'll use them both. 361 00:21:20,070 --> 00:21:22,650 Oh, boy, your family's really getting into the act. 362 00:21:22,910 --> 00:21:26,070 Well, the wedding does traditionally belong to the bride's family. 363 00:21:26,290 --> 00:21:28,410 So why is the groom's family doing all the work? 364 00:21:28,690 --> 00:21:31,490 Oh, Tom, you're going to get along great with them. You know, they're coming in 365 00:21:31,490 --> 00:21:34,070 a few days early, and I thought we could fix dinner for them here. 366 00:21:34,370 --> 00:21:36,070 We're not very Pasadena posh. 367 00:21:38,000 --> 00:21:41,720 That was uncalled for. I'm sorry. It's just that I don't know. Your family 368 00:21:41,720 --> 00:21:43,180 sounds like long -distance trouble. 369 00:21:46,320 --> 00:21:49,440 I wouldn't worry too much about long -distance trouble if I were you. 370 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:50,659 Why? 371 00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:52,560 Because we've got some right here at home. 372 00:21:52,860 --> 00:21:54,240 Huh? Why? What do you mean, why, why? 373 00:21:54,600 --> 00:21:57,180 Well, I didn't want to tell you because I didn't want you to get all worried or 374 00:21:57,180 --> 00:21:58,640 anything. What, what, what? 375 00:21:59,040 --> 00:22:00,440 Well, it's Nicholas and Elizabeth. 376 00:22:00,820 --> 00:22:01,820 What about them? 377 00:22:02,060 --> 00:22:03,600 Neither one of them will talk to me. 378 00:22:12,940 --> 00:22:13,940 What's it going to be? 379 00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:17,680 Well, I'm not quite sure, but it's going to be a wedding present for Abby and 380 00:22:17,680 --> 00:22:20,460 Dad. You never made a wedding present for Mom and Dad. 381 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,840 But I wasn't even around. 382 00:22:36,020 --> 00:22:37,020 Nicola? 383 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,440 I'm busy. 384 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,420 Oh, and listen, I want to talk to you. I said I'm busy. 385 00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:49,320 It's important. 386 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:54,580 Elizabeth, 387 00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:02,520 could you put the book down? 388 00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:04,120 It's homework. 389 00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,900 Well, I just want to talk to you for a moment. 390 00:23:14,190 --> 00:23:18,810 I've been so busy with the wedding plans and everything, I didn't realize that 391 00:23:18,810 --> 00:23:21,550 you're not as excited as everybody else. 392 00:23:22,390 --> 00:23:25,610 Yeah, well, I guess I've just been kind of involved with other things. 393 00:23:26,930 --> 00:23:28,010 Something wrong, Elizabeth? 394 00:23:28,590 --> 00:23:29,590 Not with me. 395 00:23:31,050 --> 00:23:32,130 Okay, then with whom? 396 00:23:33,370 --> 00:23:34,650 What are you asking me for? 397 00:23:35,250 --> 00:23:36,470 Because I think you know. 398 00:23:37,070 --> 00:23:38,750 Come on, don't play games with me. 399 00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:40,070 What's wrong? 400 00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:42,250 Nothing's wrong, okay? 401 00:23:42,620 --> 00:23:46,040 And if everyone will just leave me alone, I'll be fine. Is that too much to 402 00:23:47,500 --> 00:23:48,820 No, that's a fair request. 403 00:23:49,780 --> 00:23:50,639 Thank you. 404 00:23:50,640 --> 00:23:52,100 Now, can I please get back to my homework? 405 00:23:52,780 --> 00:23:53,780 Please. 406 00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,580 Really dumb, Joan. 407 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:19,760 Pretend you're lying on a plate and you feel this ice cream melting down 408 00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,320 around you. 409 00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:24,320 It's pure method acting. 410 00:24:24,520 --> 00:24:26,020 Now, what's your motivation? 411 00:24:26,300 --> 00:24:27,940 Three dollars an hour. 412 00:24:28,180 --> 00:24:29,820 You'll never be an actress again. 413 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:37,720 Stop by for dessert at the Sweet Tooth Dessert Shopping. 414 00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:43,350 Yeah, you'll love it. Oh, come on, let's just get into it. Come on, you're a 415 00:24:43,350 --> 00:24:44,350 banana split. 416 00:24:44,530 --> 00:24:48,090 Tony, I just don't feel like a banana split. Well, it's all in your attitude. 417 00:24:48,490 --> 00:24:49,490 Here, watch me. 418 00:24:50,650 --> 00:24:51,650 Hi. 419 00:24:51,810 --> 00:24:54,650 Stop by for dessert at the Sweet Tooth Dessert Shop. 420 00:24:55,370 --> 00:24:56,930 This stuff's poison. 421 00:24:57,570 --> 00:24:59,490 Refined sugar, starch, cholesterol? 422 00:24:59,990 --> 00:25:01,130 No, thank you. 423 00:25:05,430 --> 00:25:06,430 Where'd it go, Moe? 424 00:25:13,260 --> 00:25:14,139 Best place in town. 425 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:15,140 Oh, yeah? 426 00:25:15,700 --> 00:25:16,700 You work there? 427 00:25:16,940 --> 00:25:18,180 Well, not exactly. 428 00:25:21,760 --> 00:25:22,760 Bye. 429 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,300 Bye. 430 00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,440 Flirty is not what I meant by motivation. 431 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,540 Well, Johnny, you play it your way and I'll play it mine and we'll just see who 432 00:25:37,540 --> 00:25:38,540 gets rid of more of these. 433 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:42,500 A wedding? 434 00:25:43,340 --> 00:25:44,600 Yeah, my father's getting married. 435 00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:47,180 Your father's getting married. That's very cute. 436 00:25:47,980 --> 00:25:49,300 For the second time. 437 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:51,280 Oh, well, if at first you don't succeed. 438 00:25:52,340 --> 00:25:58,200 Mr. Corelli, you see, I need to find a place for the reception, and my price 439 00:25:58,200 --> 00:26:02,740 range is kind of limited, so... Yeah, all right. Now, we don't generally rent 440 00:26:02,740 --> 00:26:05,500 out the gym for non -competitive sports. 441 00:26:07,520 --> 00:26:10,640 But maybe we can make an exception. 442 00:26:11,420 --> 00:26:15,000 The season tickets are down this year. The Muskrats are having a tough season. 443 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,900 I lost three seniors this year. 444 00:26:17,460 --> 00:26:19,240 My center's got knee problems. 445 00:26:19,780 --> 00:26:22,940 And would you believe it? We lost two games in overtime. 446 00:26:23,260 --> 00:26:27,300 I mean, we're up by five, right? We have the ball. A minute and 30 to go on the 447 00:26:27,300 --> 00:26:28,300 clock. Mr. 448 00:26:28,560 --> 00:26:29,560 Corelli. 449 00:26:29,740 --> 00:26:33,600 Yeah, all right. Okay, when did you say the date was? November 9th. 450 00:26:34,240 --> 00:26:39,480 November... Oh, Lord, it's a big game with St. Francis Academy, 8 o 'clock. 451 00:26:39,800 --> 00:26:40,789 Oh, Lord. 452 00:26:40,790 --> 00:26:41,930 Wait, hold on a second. 453 00:26:43,090 --> 00:26:44,810 Maybe we can work something out here. 454 00:26:45,010 --> 00:26:45,829 What do you mean? 455 00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:47,470 How many people you got coming to this wedding? 456 00:26:48,050 --> 00:26:49,050 About 400. 457 00:26:49,770 --> 00:26:50,770 400 times. 458 00:26:52,130 --> 00:26:53,410 I got a terrific idea. 459 00:26:53,670 --> 00:26:59,230 Terrific. We give you the gym and we get 400 times. Mr. Crowley, what are you 460 00:26:59,230 --> 00:27:00,230 talking about? 461 00:27:01,010 --> 00:27:02,870 You can be the halftime show. 462 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:07,880 Mr. Corelli. No, no, why not? We'll supply the band, the crowd. 463 00:27:08,200 --> 00:27:10,120 Hey, I'll throw in a couple of cheerleaders, huh? 464 00:27:10,740 --> 00:27:12,440 Hey, come on back. I was only kidding. 465 00:27:15,740 --> 00:27:18,040 No, I wasn't. 466 00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:20,840 I think you kids are doing a great job. 467 00:27:21,360 --> 00:27:24,180 Matter of fact, I think all couples should let their children handle their 468 00:27:24,180 --> 00:27:25,180 weddings. 469 00:27:25,820 --> 00:27:26,960 Well, what can I do for you, Tommy? 470 00:27:27,500 --> 00:27:28,760 Nothing medical, I hope. 471 00:27:29,120 --> 00:27:30,400 Oh, no, no. 472 00:27:31,080 --> 00:27:32,700 It's just that, well... 473 00:27:33,100 --> 00:27:37,780 You know, this is Dad's wedding, and the girls are giving Abby sort of a shower. 474 00:27:39,020 --> 00:27:42,420 Well, Dad may feel neglected. 475 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:48,880 Tommy, you're not suggesting we give a shower to the groom, are you? Oh, no, 476 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:54,000 no, no, but... Well, do you remember when you first got married? 477 00:27:55,620 --> 00:27:58,440 Well, it was 25 years ago. 478 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:02,220 Well, frankly, I guess it is getting a little blurry. 479 00:28:03,120 --> 00:28:09,700 No, what I mean is, didn't your friends sort of get together and... 480 00:28:09,700 --> 00:28:13,200 Oh, now I see what's on your mind. 481 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:16,180 You were suggesting a bachelor party, right? 482 00:28:16,660 --> 00:28:17,660 Right. 483 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,240 Tommy, you son of a gun. That is a terrific idea. 484 00:28:22,600 --> 00:28:26,580 Terrific. Oh, I don't know. It's hard to tell with Elizabeth. 485 00:28:27,100 --> 00:28:29,040 I mean, she says everything is all right. 486 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:32,000 With her, that usually means that everything isn't all right. 487 00:28:32,280 --> 00:28:33,580 She's a very sensitive girl. 488 00:28:34,220 --> 00:28:38,140 I remember once she was edgy for a few weeks, and we all thought maybe she had 489 00:28:38,140 --> 00:28:40,280 blow -up with her boyfriend or something, but that wasn't it. 490 00:28:40,720 --> 00:28:44,860 She was worried about a little pen pal down in Columbia, a little girl that she 491 00:28:44,860 --> 00:28:47,240 had never met. She was worried that she was injured in an earthquake. 492 00:28:49,660 --> 00:28:52,980 Tom, you don't think it's me, do you? 493 00:28:53,340 --> 00:28:54,980 Oh, no, Abby. She loves you. 494 00:28:55,360 --> 00:28:56,360 All the kids do. 495 00:28:57,620 --> 00:28:58,920 Yeah, I know, but I mean... 496 00:28:59,370 --> 00:29:01,990 I was never really a threat to their mother's memory until now. 497 00:29:02,270 --> 00:29:04,050 No, that's not it at all. 498 00:29:04,390 --> 00:29:05,910 She's 16 years old. 499 00:29:06,190 --> 00:29:07,730 Everything at that age is a trauma. 500 00:29:08,290 --> 00:29:09,510 She'll snap out of it. 501 00:29:10,050 --> 00:29:12,610 Just leave her alone. Everything will be all right. Okay. 502 00:29:19,990 --> 00:29:21,050 Hey there, champ. 503 00:29:21,430 --> 00:29:23,150 You better get cleaned up before bedtime. 504 00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,120 You're looking for Nicholas. He just ran past me. 505 00:30:45,550 --> 00:30:46,550 Anybody home? 506 00:30:47,070 --> 00:30:50,670 No. I can't talk to you this way, Nicholas. 507 00:30:51,190 --> 00:30:52,590 I don't want to talk. 508 00:30:53,150 --> 00:30:54,150 But I do. 509 00:30:54,950 --> 00:30:55,950 I need to. 510 00:30:56,970 --> 00:30:58,730 Please? Go away. 511 00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:02,930 All right, I'll talk to you this way. 512 00:31:03,970 --> 00:31:08,390 As a matter of fact, I've been meaning to talk to you ever since yesterday 513 00:31:08,390 --> 00:31:10,790 afternoon, but I just haven't been able to find you. 514 00:31:12,150 --> 00:31:14,750 I've been so busy planning this wedding that... 515 00:31:16,680 --> 00:31:17,940 haven't been much help with Halloween. 516 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:26,460 And if you've had a problem, I haven't noticed it, I guess, and I'm sorry about 517 00:31:26,460 --> 00:31:27,460 that. 518 00:31:27,900 --> 00:31:30,660 But, Nicholas, that doesn't mean that I stopped loving you. 519 00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:36,100 I love you very much, and nothing will ever get in the way of that. 520 00:31:36,640 --> 00:31:37,920 You know that, don't you? 521 00:31:39,660 --> 00:31:41,720 This has been a happy time for me, Nicholas. 522 00:31:43,880 --> 00:31:44,980 I've been very lonely. 523 00:31:46,380 --> 00:31:50,320 And I know that you kids miss having a mother, too. 524 00:31:50,780 --> 00:31:52,160 I have a mother. 525 00:31:53,020 --> 00:31:55,160 You had the best of all mothers, Nicholas. 526 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:57,340 The very best. 527 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:00,180 But she's gone now. 528 00:32:00,740 --> 00:32:02,020 She's coming back. 529 00:32:03,340 --> 00:32:04,960 She can't come back, Nicholas. 530 00:32:05,340 --> 00:32:06,340 Yes, she can. 531 00:32:06,520 --> 00:32:09,240 Good mothers don't leave their kids forever and ever. 532 00:32:09,560 --> 00:32:11,200 She hasn't left you, Nicholas. 533 00:32:12,480 --> 00:32:13,480 Not completely. 534 00:32:14,860 --> 00:32:16,500 We've still got our memories of her. 535 00:32:18,020 --> 00:32:19,720 She'll always be a part of us. 536 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,480 She always will be, Nicholas. 537 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:24,280 But that's not enough. 538 00:32:36,420 --> 00:32:39,100 Nicholas, I know how you feel. 539 00:32:39,960 --> 00:32:42,100 We both miss Mom very much. 540 00:32:43,760 --> 00:32:45,900 But she's gone, son. She's gone for good. 541 00:32:46,380 --> 00:32:48,380 Won't Mom be mad if you marry Abby? 542 00:32:48,940 --> 00:32:49,940 No. 543 00:32:50,440 --> 00:32:51,540 I don't think so. 544 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:53,780 I think she'll be happy. 545 00:32:54,980 --> 00:32:58,160 Because she knows that it's going to make me happy. 546 00:32:59,220 --> 00:33:00,220 And you know what? 547 00:33:00,620 --> 00:33:07,480 I think Mom will be happy because... Well, she'll know that Abby is kind of 548 00:33:07,480 --> 00:33:09,140 filling in for us as a substitute. 549 00:33:10,320 --> 00:33:12,360 She knows how much you need one. 550 00:33:14,090 --> 00:33:15,290 How much we both do. 551 00:33:18,290 --> 00:33:19,290 So listen. 552 00:33:19,990 --> 00:33:23,430 Come on down out of that tree before the neighborhood runs out of candy. 553 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:36,050 After Nicholas and I canvass the neighborhood, Nicholas goes straight 554 00:33:36,050 --> 00:33:39,670 kitchen, goes right to Abby, and he offers to screw this candy with her. 555 00:33:39,670 --> 00:33:41,090 in half. Right down the middle. 556 00:33:41,340 --> 00:33:44,180 I tell you, I think they're going to grow to be very close. Don't you? 557 00:33:45,180 --> 00:33:46,180 Don't I what? 558 00:33:46,360 --> 00:33:47,360 Oh, gosh. 559 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:48,800 Drink your beer. 560 00:33:50,620 --> 00:33:53,240 Sorry, I was thinking about something else. Well, if you can think about 561 00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,120 anything outside of this wedding, you're the only sane member of the family. 562 00:33:56,720 --> 00:33:58,640 I was thinking about the wedding, sort of. 563 00:33:58,920 --> 00:33:59,920 Sort of? 564 00:34:00,980 --> 00:34:03,860 Yeah, I was wondering what you intend to do afterward. 565 00:34:05,180 --> 00:34:07,500 Oh, I'm not telling where the honeymoon is or when. 566 00:34:08,780 --> 00:34:10,360 I don't want to know. 567 00:34:10,840 --> 00:34:11,900 Well, what then? 568 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:20,580 Well, uh... All the kids were wondering, uh... After Abby moves in... 569 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:22,179 Yeah? 570 00:34:23,980 --> 00:34:30,120 Well, uh... What are you gonna do about, um... About, uh... 571 00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:31,800 Sleeping arrangements? 572 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:34,920 Oh! 573 00:34:35,800 --> 00:34:37,760 I'm not giving up the left side of the bed. 574 00:34:43,560 --> 00:34:44,560 What are you trying to say? 575 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,580 I'm not supposed to be saying anything. I'm supposed to be finding out. 576 00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:50,639 Finding out what? 577 00:34:57,880 --> 00:35:01,240 Look, if this is supposed to be a father and son talk, isn't it supposed to be 578 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:03,140 the father that initiates it, not the son? 579 00:35:04,120 --> 00:35:05,120 Yeah. 580 00:35:05,300 --> 00:35:06,740 But it's not the son that's getting married. 581 00:35:07,740 --> 00:35:08,740 Oh, I see. 582 00:35:09,200 --> 00:35:11,980 Well, all right, then I'm ready. I'm listening. Go ahead. Tell me. 583 00:35:14,220 --> 00:35:18,800 All right, well, we... All of us. 584 00:35:20,480 --> 00:35:21,740 Are you and Abby going to have more kids? 585 00:35:23,720 --> 00:35:28,680 Well, uh... I don't know. 586 00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,780 Okay, that's what I was supposed to find out. 587 00:35:32,860 --> 00:35:36,360 I have to... get back to work. 588 00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:37,800 See you later. 589 00:36:03,339 --> 00:36:05,160 Hello? Yes, this is the Bradford residence. 590 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,860 No, Joni and Nancy aren't here right now. Who's calling? 591 00:36:10,580 --> 00:36:11,720 An affair by Keith? 592 00:36:13,980 --> 00:36:17,120 Look, Mr. Keith, I don't know anything about your arrangements. So what? 593 00:36:17,860 --> 00:36:19,140 How many people did you say? 594 00:36:21,460 --> 00:36:23,060 Sounds like a very glamorous affair. 595 00:36:23,460 --> 00:36:26,420 You know, I was going to suggest that you wait until my sisters got home, but 596 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:29,480 now I think it would be much better for you to talk to my father. He'd love to 597 00:36:29,480 --> 00:36:30,480 hear your plans. 598 00:36:31,490 --> 00:36:34,350 Uh, yeah, that's right. Thomas Bradford, Sacramento Register. 599 00:36:35,410 --> 00:36:36,770 No, don't call. 600 00:36:37,470 --> 00:36:39,170 I think you should talk with him in person. 601 00:36:40,590 --> 00:36:41,590 Goodbye. 602 00:36:44,930 --> 00:36:46,450 Better wear your crash helmet, Keith. 603 00:36:50,950 --> 00:36:51,950 Stupid. 604 00:36:53,150 --> 00:36:54,150 Yes? 605 00:36:54,810 --> 00:36:58,670 Look, I told you that I would let you... No. 606 00:36:59,260 --> 00:37:01,480 I will not wear an aquamarine cummerbund. 607 00:37:02,520 --> 00:37:05,460 Listen, I just finished talking to you. I said I'd let you know. 608 00:37:06,440 --> 00:37:09,500 Well, if I wasn't talking to you, who was I talking to? Isn't this bridal 609 00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:10,500 rentals? 610 00:37:11,120 --> 00:37:13,220 Satin and lace rentals? I never heard of you. 611 00:37:14,460 --> 00:37:16,400 No, I never had an affair by Keith. 612 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:17,900 Who's Keith? 613 00:37:18,140 --> 00:37:19,140 A caterer? 614 00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,160 I never hired a caterer. 615 00:37:23,280 --> 00:37:24,280 Affair by Keith. 616 00:37:24,400 --> 00:37:25,379 Did you hear that? 617 00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:28,860 No. No, I never listen to your phone calls. Some woman calls up and says, I 618 00:37:28,860 --> 00:37:32,760 represent Keith, and we're having an affair or something. I don't know. 619 00:37:33,060 --> 00:37:34,060 What do you want? 620 00:37:34,160 --> 00:37:35,160 He's here. 621 00:37:35,220 --> 00:37:38,920 Keith. Keith? You don't want to talk to him, right? Oh, wrong, wrong. 622 00:37:39,900 --> 00:37:42,240 Hiya, Keith. Who hired you? And you're fired. 623 00:37:42,480 --> 00:37:45,840 I was hired at this gig by two young women, Ms. 624 00:37:47,020 --> 00:37:51,520 Joni and Nancy Bradford. Now, they did leave me a deposit, but when they called 625 00:37:51,520 --> 00:37:52,359 back and... 626 00:37:52,360 --> 00:37:55,720 Said to add tables for an extra 75 guests. Well, I do need a bigger... 75 627 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:59,220 guests? Yeah, well, that's in addition to the 400 they originally ordered. 400? 628 00:37:59,380 --> 00:38:00,380 And 75. 629 00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:04,320 475 people? Yes, so, Mr. Bradford, I don't think one tent will be enough. I 630 00:38:04,320 --> 00:38:05,660 think you need two. Two tents? 631 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:08,060 Listen, Buster, this is a wedding, not a circus. 632 00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:12,940 Abby, I will not put up with this. With what? I am not having an affair by 633 00:38:12,940 --> 00:38:13,940 Keith. An affair? 634 00:38:14,220 --> 00:38:16,240 Oh, that's what? With Keith? 635 00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,780 With Tom or Dick or Harry or Keith. 636 00:38:19,520 --> 00:38:21,120 I've already ordered. 637 00:38:21,960 --> 00:38:23,060 Well, an order. 638 00:38:25,040 --> 00:38:28,740 Well, I'll have to talk to the two young women. No, no. I'll speak to the young 639 00:38:28,740 --> 00:38:31,520 women. Well, it would be a shame to cancel everything. 640 00:38:32,900 --> 00:38:34,160 Could be a wild scene. 641 00:38:34,380 --> 00:38:35,980 Oh, it's going to be a wild scene. 642 00:38:39,500 --> 00:38:41,100 I don't even know who to talk to. 643 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:44,060 Why do you stand there looking at me? 644 00:38:44,780 --> 00:38:46,200 An affair by Keith. 645 00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:49,500 Okay, that's the show. 646 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:51,060 Now, the reception. 647 00:38:52,460 --> 00:38:53,460 Nancy, how's the hall coming? 648 00:38:54,040 --> 00:38:57,400 Well, um, Dr. Maxwell said that he could probably get the golden room at his 649 00:38:57,400 --> 00:39:01,000 country club. Oh, great, the country club. Okay, look, now, has anybody 650 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:02,000 to David about transportation? 651 00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:06,800 Yes, he was planning on using our two family cars, his van, and he hired three 652 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:10,580 limousines. Um, you better tell him to make that an even four. And Susan, how 653 00:39:10,580 --> 00:39:11,580 are you doing with the orchestra? 654 00:39:11,620 --> 00:39:12,820 Oh, we got that one Keith suggested. 655 00:39:13,080 --> 00:39:16,420 It's ten musicians playing 19 different instruments, and they can do it all from 656 00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:19,240 rock to waltz. Great, great, that's all we... Is that Dad? 657 00:39:20,279 --> 00:39:24,720 All right, I want to talk about Keith. Keith, how did you find out? I found out 658 00:39:24,720 --> 00:39:27,480 all right. You really should have told us. Abby, we wanted to surprise you. 659 00:39:27,480 --> 00:39:28,520 Well, that was some surprise. 660 00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:31,860 But we did tell you that we wanted a simple wedding, right? Yeah, but we were 661 00:39:31,860 --> 00:39:33,060 going to have a ten -piece orchestra. 662 00:39:33,340 --> 00:39:34,480 A ten -piece orchestra? 663 00:39:34,800 --> 00:39:37,920 Dad, they play 19 different instruments. I gave Keith a deposit. 664 00:39:38,280 --> 00:39:39,300 You lost your money. 665 00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:42,580 Oh, Tom, you can't do that to them. Daddy, you can't do that. 666 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:43,840 It's all I had. 667 00:39:44,200 --> 00:39:45,400 That's not my problem. 668 00:39:45,680 --> 00:39:47,560 But they meant well. They should have asked. 669 00:39:48,060 --> 00:39:49,940 But they didn't, so we... They're my kids! 670 00:39:50,360 --> 00:39:55,500 There won't be any wedding. 671 00:39:55,720 --> 00:39:57,520 What? There won't be any wedding. 672 00:39:59,620 --> 00:40:00,620 Willie Lope. 673 00:40:01,720 --> 00:40:03,480 Maybe we should just call it off altogether. 674 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:32,350 Do you mean that? Do you want to call it off? 675 00:40:32,590 --> 00:40:34,450 I don't know. Maybe we should. 676 00:40:35,330 --> 00:40:36,570 Yeah, maybe we should. 677 00:40:36,870 --> 00:40:41,990 No, what I mean is, look what's happening to us. I mean, we were 678 00:40:41,990 --> 00:40:46,430 each other in there a minute ago, and the kids are heartbroken, and it just 679 00:40:46,430 --> 00:40:50,650 seems that we start out trying to get married, and we end up breaking up your 680 00:40:50,650 --> 00:40:54,270 entire family. I mean, if this is any indication of what kind of marriage this 681 00:40:54,270 --> 00:40:56,910 is going to be, well, then... Then what? 682 00:41:00,110 --> 00:41:01,110 Then we're in trouble. 683 00:41:08,490 --> 00:41:09,490 Yes? 684 00:41:10,910 --> 00:41:12,010 Elizabeth is there. 685 00:41:15,230 --> 00:41:18,370 What do you mean she doesn't want to come home? You tell her she has to come 686 00:41:18,370 --> 00:41:22,130 home. It's Elizabeth. She's at David's and she won't come home. Will she talk 687 00:41:22,130 --> 00:41:23,390 me? Will she talk to me? 688 00:41:27,290 --> 00:41:28,290 Well, can you? 689 00:41:29,390 --> 00:41:30,670 I don't know what to do. 690 00:41:34,290 --> 00:41:35,290 All right. 691 00:41:35,930 --> 00:41:36,950 Thank you, David. 692 00:41:37,150 --> 00:41:38,150 Goodbye. 693 00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:44,310 Abby. What the devil? 694 00:41:45,630 --> 00:41:47,830 I guess you didn't fix it, Dad. 695 00:41:49,779 --> 00:41:51,620 Yeah, she's over at David's place. 696 00:41:51,820 --> 00:41:52,819 What's she doing there? 697 00:41:52,820 --> 00:41:53,718 I don't know. 698 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:57,220 Dad, I know that we should talk about this more, but Joni and I have to get to 699 00:41:57,220 --> 00:42:02,120 work. It's about 3 .30. Yeah, 3 .30. My parents' plane landed an hour ago. What 700 00:42:02,120 --> 00:42:03,760 are you going to tell your folks? I don't know. 701 00:42:04,020 --> 00:42:05,020 Well, Abby. 702 00:42:06,300 --> 00:42:07,820 They're not going to all fit in my car. 703 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:11,980 Oh, all right, here. Why don't you take mine? Okay. 704 00:42:17,710 --> 00:42:20,130 I mean, all we wanted to do was make the wedding beautiful. 705 00:42:22,410 --> 00:42:25,270 Now that we've messed things up, we don't have to worry about a wedding. 706 00:42:26,310 --> 00:42:27,690 Daddy wants the elope. 707 00:42:28,610 --> 00:42:29,610 What's elope? 708 00:42:30,050 --> 00:42:32,590 It means you sneak out the window on a ladder. 709 00:42:33,610 --> 00:42:36,770 It means, Nicholas, that they don't want to get married with all of us around. 710 00:42:37,110 --> 00:42:38,110 They run away. 711 00:42:39,650 --> 00:42:40,650 From who? 712 00:42:41,150 --> 00:42:42,150 From us. 713 00:42:43,610 --> 00:42:44,610 Hey, look. 714 00:42:44,680 --> 00:42:46,920 The most important thing is that they love each other and they want to get 715 00:42:46,920 --> 00:42:47,920 married. 716 00:42:48,180 --> 00:42:49,700 We've got to let them know that we want it, too. 717 00:42:50,940 --> 00:42:52,820 And we won't be upset if they elope. 718 00:42:56,420 --> 00:42:58,900 How about we plan a reception for when they get back, huh? 719 00:42:59,560 --> 00:43:00,560 Joanie. 720 00:43:00,900 --> 00:43:01,900 Oh, little one? 721 00:43:47,830 --> 00:43:49,310 It's not Patrick Ewing. 722 00:43:49,870 --> 00:43:51,570 It's the state capital, Filty. 723 00:43:51,910 --> 00:43:53,170 They had to put it someplace. 724 00:43:56,530 --> 00:43:59,490 Oh, uh, Filty, I have a surprise for you. 725 00:44:00,010 --> 00:44:03,970 You and I are going to hire a cab and take an unguided tour of the city. 726 00:44:04,250 --> 00:44:06,150 You don't have to patronize me. 727 00:44:06,750 --> 00:44:09,370 I know Catherine and Sandra Sue want to be alone. 728 00:44:13,590 --> 00:44:14,750 Eight children. 729 00:44:16,780 --> 00:44:18,160 In this day and age? 730 00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:24,920 Oh, Mom. 731 00:44:26,080 --> 00:44:32,480 You look so good. But you don't. I was expecting a glowing bride. 732 00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:34,280 Shows, huh? 733 00:44:35,120 --> 00:44:37,760 I'm afraid it does. What is it? What's happened? 734 00:44:41,440 --> 00:44:44,040 Can't Dottie be your maid of honor? 735 00:44:45,310 --> 00:44:47,250 Mom, I don't think we're going to get married. 736 00:44:48,230 --> 00:44:49,230 What? 737 00:44:49,590 --> 00:44:53,450 Did we send too large a guest list? Yeah, but that's not it. 738 00:44:53,770 --> 00:44:54,870 Did you have a fight? 739 00:44:55,410 --> 00:44:59,170 Yeah, but not before C. It was after. 740 00:44:59,690 --> 00:45:00,690 After what? 741 00:45:01,210 --> 00:45:03,510 Oh, after we found out what the kids were doing. 742 00:45:04,930 --> 00:45:06,630 Sandra, sir, I'm getting very confused. 743 00:45:08,290 --> 00:45:13,350 We just wanted this very simple wedding, and the kids planned this very 744 00:45:13,350 --> 00:45:14,350 elaborate one. 745 00:45:14,570 --> 00:45:15,570 As a surprise. 746 00:45:15,750 --> 00:45:17,190 Yeah, was it ever. 747 00:45:18,070 --> 00:45:24,270 And see, one of the girls is very upset about the whole thing, you know, and so 748 00:45:24,270 --> 00:45:25,910 she ran away from home. 749 00:45:26,370 --> 00:45:27,370 Look at me. 750 00:45:29,290 --> 00:45:30,550 Do you love Tom? 751 00:45:30,910 --> 00:45:37,790 Oh, Mom, after Frank, I... Well, I never thought 752 00:45:37,790 --> 00:45:41,950 I'd ever love anyone else, and then I met Tom, and he's just... 753 00:45:43,600 --> 00:45:50,060 Well, he's so sweet, and he's just so 754 00:45:50,060 --> 00:45:51,780 kind. Well, 755 00:45:52,660 --> 00:45:58,100 that's not it. The usual words just don't say it right, you know? 756 00:45:58,740 --> 00:46:00,280 It sounds like love. 757 00:46:00,560 --> 00:46:01,560 Oh, yeah. 758 00:46:03,640 --> 00:46:08,740 It's the first ingredient of a good marriage, and the rest is just hard 759 00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:11,400 Oh, Mom, I really want work, but... 760 00:46:12,490 --> 00:46:14,270 I just don't know what to do, you know? 761 00:46:14,730 --> 00:46:20,910 Well, the only advice I can give you is make up the quarrel before you get 762 00:46:20,910 --> 00:46:21,910 married. 763 00:46:22,550 --> 00:46:26,770 I thought it was make up the quarrels before you go to bed. 764 00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:29,690 That, too.